Cipher Poem of the Day: 1995-2131

Using images from the Pitchrs & Poets Tumblr as a creative launching point, our resident Imagineer Dylan Little has put together a series of cipher poems. Can you guess the ballplayer below, as described using the literary tools of the $ubconscious$. (Click the link at the end for the solution.)

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Billy will never be
as bald as me.
I'd rather party
with an '82 Eddie
Murray. If little bro
penned a book
it'd be called Billy:
the Pervert Who Holds The All-Time Record For Most Farts In His Brother's Pool.

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